OK, if you like children. There are not so bad once you get used to them. May from time to time when you have lost back to zero, you are able to fool the age of seven, to do the work for you. Five years, sometimes reminds feed the dog, and watch reruns of iCarly lets you relive childhood scandalously debauched you never had.
But let's be realistic. Moments are rare is that Tuesday feels misunderstood, and their offspring are Batty engine. What a couple educated to do? Get the hell outta Dodge.
Take a moment to consider this suggestion. You work hard to pay that $ 250,000 of student loan debt that everyone said you'd be crazy not to shoot. You have not even felt a marijuana cigarette behind this adventure home Tri-Delt sorority in 1989. You keep buying Bud Light pinching pennies just in case one of the little angels important need orthodontic work before they hit high school. For the sake of all that is supposed to be good in the world, it is time to enjoy a bender. I'm not talking about a simple flirtation with the dark side, but a total immersion in the decline of what it means to be an adult should be it.
Now, like taking acid, you do not want to do this alone. Get on the horn and associated with some poor souls who are in the same boat as you. The best results are obtained spontaneously jump on the back of the bike and end nowhere, but if you have trouble thinking outside the box, here is my list of the most epic adventures producers that could happen if you just let your freak flag fly.
# 1 - The Road Trip
Remember when you were 18 and 14 years led his girlfriend to other states in West Virginia for a little alone time? Well saddle partner it is time to turn off the GPS and south. North O. Or whatever the direction of the interior load-Rasputin. Get out of your comfort zone behind relieves petitions "Annoying You've been here before. Is a good poached armadillo? "
# 2 - Are you really going to eat that?
The world is a delight waiting to be plopped on the plate, and he said that there are places serving specialties from just reading about National Geographic. Steamed lobster. Asparagus with hollandaise sauce. Corn fritters given a port city at least one food establishment secretly intend to force your stomach to the test. Cruising the streets outside downtown for signs are not in English, where empty tables can be seen through the windows. That, my friend, is what you want to eat, and bored people shit in the years to come with their stories of nan bread and tastes Tabouli as food for animals.
# 3 - Do not be a Schmuck
Really. We strongly advise you not to act as the foreskin of a camel recommends. This is a great activity for mixed doubles so well, and is not recommended alienating others in his party.
# 4 - tag, you're defacing private property
For him, everyone should dress to match the black skinny jeans and gray sweaters. Who cares if purchased at Old Navy? Then hit your local paint store (always buy local products such as big box stores are the devil incarnate), or storm the garage of his father by a variety of colored spray paints. Once properly equipped, find a white wall where his anguish, conscious collaboration with the world can express themselves. Enjoy a quiet game "Narc neighbors" with a slogan like "Bob Johnson cheat on their taxes," or. "My **** is bigger than yours" The winner is decided by who the last Police nab
# 5 - Building a Treefort
I know, seems pretty tame, but look at the bigger picture. Where should you go? Is there enough space to play hide the sausage? Can take advantage of the event to consolidate the mortgage on your home? Are well spaced to allow bottle rockets to correctly orient windows?
# 6 - Role Play
Go to the knights and damsels in distress, and head straight into the field of avant-garde automatic. Start photocopying their faces, with the development of certain markers for emphasis, voila! Each person can choose a corner of the mall. After an hour, which made the most money wins without being arrested!
# 7 - Do not drink and drive
This small piece of logic goes with # 3, it does not want to be an idiot. However, call a taxi at the end of the debacle is not that the real winners there, find an open space with a large backseat car or two (preferably not belong to someone you know) space where all the Anyone can spoon sleeping off. The idea of sucking a strange car is just that your goal is, and you throw inside at 4:00 am, before finding a way to open the door. You do not want to have to explain it to a friend, right?
Take the time to plan a fun evening with friends very soon, you deserve it.
Please take a moment to visit our Blog a non sequitur, even absurd suggestions, recipes, and how!
But let's be realistic. Moments are rare is that Tuesday feels misunderstood, and their offspring are Batty engine. What a couple educated to do? Get the hell outta Dodge.
Take a moment to consider this suggestion. You work hard to pay that $ 250,000 of student loan debt that everyone said you'd be crazy not to shoot. You have not even felt a marijuana cigarette behind this adventure home Tri-Delt sorority in 1989. You keep buying Bud Light pinching pennies just in case one of the little angels important need orthodontic work before they hit high school. For the sake of all that is supposed to be good in the world, it is time to enjoy a bender. I'm not talking about a simple flirtation with the dark side, but a total immersion in the decline of what it means to be an adult should be it.
Now, like taking acid, you do not want to do this alone. Get on the horn and associated with some poor souls who are in the same boat as you. The best results are obtained spontaneously jump on the back of the bike and end nowhere, but if you have trouble thinking outside the box, here is my list of the most epic adventures producers that could happen if you just let your freak flag fly.
# 1 - The Road Trip
Remember when you were 18 and 14 years led his girlfriend to other states in West Virginia for a little alone time? Well saddle partner it is time to turn off the GPS and south. North O. Or whatever the direction of the interior load-Rasputin. Get out of your comfort zone behind relieves petitions "Annoying You've been here before. Is a good poached armadillo? "
# 2 - Are you really going to eat that?
The world is a delight waiting to be plopped on the plate, and he said that there are places serving specialties from just reading about National Geographic. Steamed lobster. Asparagus with hollandaise sauce. Corn fritters given a port city at least one food establishment secretly intend to force your stomach to the test. Cruising the streets outside downtown for signs are not in English, where empty tables can be seen through the windows. That, my friend, is what you want to eat, and bored people shit in the years to come with their stories of nan bread and tastes Tabouli as food for animals.
# 3 - Do not be a Schmuck
Really. We strongly advise you not to act as the foreskin of a camel recommends. This is a great activity for mixed doubles so well, and is not recommended alienating others in his party.
# 4 - tag, you're defacing private property
For him, everyone should dress to match the black skinny jeans and gray sweaters. Who cares if purchased at Old Navy? Then hit your local paint store (always buy local products such as big box stores are the devil incarnate), or storm the garage of his father by a variety of colored spray paints. Once properly equipped, find a white wall where his anguish, conscious collaboration with the world can express themselves. Enjoy a quiet game "Narc neighbors" with a slogan like "Bob Johnson cheat on their taxes," or. "My **** is bigger than yours" The winner is decided by who the last Police nab
# 5 - Building a Treefort
I know, seems pretty tame, but look at the bigger picture. Where should you go? Is there enough space to play hide the sausage? Can take advantage of the event to consolidate the mortgage on your home? Are well spaced to allow bottle rockets to correctly orient windows?
# 6 - Role Play
Go to the knights and damsels in distress, and head straight into the field of avant-garde automatic. Start photocopying their faces, with the development of certain markers for emphasis, voila! Each person can choose a corner of the mall. After an hour, which made the most money wins without being arrested!
# 7 - Do not drink and drive
This small piece of logic goes with # 3, it does not want to be an idiot. However, call a taxi at the end of the debacle is not that the real winners there, find an open space with a large backseat car or two (preferably not belong to someone you know) space where all the Anyone can spoon sleeping off. The idea of sucking a strange car is just that your goal is, and you throw inside at 4:00 am, before finding a way to open the door. You do not want to have to explain it to a friend, right?
Take the time to plan a fun evening with friends very soon, you deserve it.
Please take a moment to visit our Blog a non sequitur, even absurd suggestions, recipes, and how!
